The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I want to bathe with you in the sea
The Misheard: I want to bathe with you in the sink
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Real Lyric: Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals.
The Misheard: "I will go down with this s**t. And I will poke my eyes out, and surrender."
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Real Lyric: It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
The Misheard: It's enough for this wild-eyed wonderbar
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
The Misheard: She's got electric boots, I'm all hirsute
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Real Lyric: Because the night belongs to lovers
The Misheard: Get out your love, ya long-sleeved ovens.
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Real Lyric: Out of reach
The Misheard: Celery
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Real Lyric: Sweet Emotion
The Misheard: Sweet Moses
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Real Lyric: sumfin about dreams of war dreams of_______ Dreams of dragons fire and the Creatures that bite? sumfin like that ne way!
The Misheard: rather than hearin the line about creatures that bite or fight or watever it is, it really does sound like he's sayin and a baked apple pie!
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Real Lyric: You're unbelievable
The Misheard: You're ugly to the bone
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Real Lyric: Hit me baby one more time
The Misheard: Kiss me baby one more time
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