The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She looks like a flower but she stings like a bee like every girl in history.
The Misheard: She looks like a butterfly and smells like a bee, like a guy in history
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Real Lyric: Isn't she lucky, that hollywood girl? and they say:...
The Misheard: Isnt she ugly, the babyruth girl? and she says:...
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Real Lyric: Our mothers cried and sang along and who'd blame them. Now you're grown, so grown, now I must say more than ever. Go Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye and we can sing just like our fathers.
The Misheard: Our lovers play, saddle up hornblower Now you're grown, so grown, now I must say more than ever. Go Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye and we can sing just like a boulder.
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Real Lyric: You've been struck by a smooth criminal
The Misheard: You've been struck by a smooth billy goat.
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Real Lyric: More than a feeling
The Misheard: More than a ceiling
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Real Lyric: You're shakin' my confidence daily
The Misheard: You're takin' my carpets and sailing
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Real Lyric: Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul...
The Misheard: Papa Bear come and save my soul...
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Real Lyric: get back, get back to where you once belonged
The Misheard: get back, get back to where you wogs belonged
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Real Lyric: These people round here wear beaten down eyes Sunk in smoke dried faces
The Misheard: these people round here wear beaten down eyes spunk on dried faces
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Real Lyric: These wounds they will not heal
The Misheard: These crews they will drink beer
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