The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Eyeing little girls with bad intent.
The Misheard: Five little girls with battered heads
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Real Lyric: hit me with your best shot.
The Misheard: hit me with a wet sock.
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Real Lyric: Keep on with the Force (Don't Stop) Don't Stop til you get enough
The Misheard: get on, to the four star funk don't stop til you get enough
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Real Lyric: Purple Haze was in my brain, lately things don't seem the same,
The Misheard: Purple Haze was in my Veins, lately things don't seem Insane,
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Real Lyric: To me you're like a growing addiction, that I can't deny
The Misheard: To me you're like a Grolier's Dictionary come to life.
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Real Lyric: It's the stuff that dreams are made of.
The Misheard: It's a stuffed old green tomato.
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Real Lyric: Oh Momma Dear we're not the fortunate ones. and Oh Daddy Dear you know you're still #1!
The Misheard: Momma Deek you're not the fortune it was. and Daddy Deek you know you're still #1!
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Real Lyric: let the bodies hit the floor
The Misheard: put your finger in the hole
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Real Lyric: only shooting stars break the mold
The Misheard: only shooting stars break the mo-wo
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Real Lyric: Big ol' Jet Airliner
The Misheard: Big ol' Jed had a lighter
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