The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: For forty days and for forty nights, Law was on my side
The Misheard: For forty days and for forty nights, I was on the cider
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Real Lyric: Keep on with the force (don't stop) Don't stop till u get enuf
The Misheard: Come on 2 the bus don't stop don't stop til u get enuf
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Real Lyric: A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido.
The Misheard: A milano, an albino, a mosquito, have a frito.
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Real Lyric: she eyes me like a pices when i am weak
The Misheard: she eyes me wit he p***ys when im asleep
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Real Lyric: Bailamos Te quiero amor mío, te quiero
The Misheard: Bailamos Te quiero, lobo mío, te quiero (this roughly translates as I want you my wolf)
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Real Lyric: Take my hand, we'll make it I swear, OOHH, livin' on a prayer....
The Misheard: In my head, we're makin' a square, OOHH, livin' on a bear.....
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Real Lyric: Through the hour glass I saw you, In time you slipped away
The Misheard: Julio Iglesias I saw you, in time you slipped away
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Real Lyric: i can see all obsticals in my way
The Misheard: i can see all popcicles in my way
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Real Lyric: Annie, are you OK? So, Annie are you ok? Are you Ok, Annie?
The Misheard: Any jedi wookie! Jedi wookie! Jedi wookie any!
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Real Lyric: planning his vengeance, that he will soon unfurl
The Misheard: planning inventions, that he will soon unfurl
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