The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Won't you take me to funky town?
The Misheard: Won't you take me to monkey town?
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Real Lyric: I've been kissed by a rose on the grey
The Misheard: I've been kissed by a rose on the grave
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Real Lyric: My Angel is a centerfold
The Misheard: My angel lives in Singapore
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Real Lyric: Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you.
The Misheard: Little women musta damn near killed you.
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Real Lyric: Push me up against the wall Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra Fallin’ all over myself
The Misheard: Push me up against the wall Young Tuck is in his open bra Its falling off himself
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Real Lyric: A big legged woman ain't got no soul
The Misheard: A three legged woman ain't got no hole
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Real Lyric: black hole sun
The Misheard: ass hole sun
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Done with these and the thunder sheep
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Real Lyric: Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
The Misheard: Until the sun comes up over a sentimental couple of farts
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Real Lyric: Money for nothing, checks for free
The Misheard: Money for nothing, chicks for free
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