The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: Mighty fine version of a pelican
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Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint
The Misheard: Hey! Wait! I got a rhythm plate
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Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint.
The Misheard: Hey! Wade! I've got a roof to paint.
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Real Lyric: You even kiss your car good night
The Misheard: You even kiss your carving knife
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Real Lyric: can't know the fears that your elders grew by
The Misheard: can't know the fears that your elders SCREW by
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Real Lyric: Billy Joe shot a man while robbin' his castle
The Misheard: Billy Joe shot a man while rubbin' his asshole
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Real Lyric: Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
The Misheard: Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is free and all girls have titty's
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Real Lyric: They threw outrageous parties, they paid heavenly bills.
The Misheard: They threw outrageous parties out in Beverly Hills.
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Real Lyric: Corruption and abuse The salesmen of our blood For the police strengthen Existence in the dark
The Misheard: Corruption in adults The salesmen of our blood For the public strafing Existence in the dark
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Real Lyric: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains.
The Misheard: Look at my breasts, they're small and humble So you don't confuse them with my mouth.
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