The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Did you exchange a walk-on part in a war for a lead role in a cage
The Misheard: Did you exchange? Or walk on part of your wall, and leave home... again?
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Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me.
The Misheard: You're awesome, choose your own way!
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Real Lyric: Hey Darlin', I remember when you could stop a clock
The Misheard: Hey Darlin', I remember when you could STARVE A FLY
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Real Lyric: Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name....
The Misheard: Our Father, who art in Heaven, How did you get your name?
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed
The Misheard: Eyelids of seals
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Real Lyric: Hello, Hello, Hello, How low?
The Misheard: Meow, Meow, Meow. Meow
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Real Lyric: Shake ya ass; watch ya self
The Misheard: Shake it fast; watch urself
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Real Lyric: Rhythm is a dancer, it's a souls companion, you can feel it in the air, lift you hands and voices, free your mind and join us, you can feel it in the air
The Misheard: rhythm is a dancer, smoking gives you cancer, needles give you hiv, bonking gives you babies, dog bites give you rabies, you can feel it in the air
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Real Lyric: When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
The Misheard: When Suzie wore her dress ass tight.
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Real Lyric: Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
The Misheard: don't mess around with the guy that shaves, oh no
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