The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Govinda Jaya Jaya, Gopala Jaya Jaya, Radha-ramanahari
The Misheard: Go find a giant vagina, Paula's got a giant vagina, Rode hard and it's hairy
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Real Lyric: Sop in the name of love before you break my heart
The Misheard: Stop in the neighborhood we sorta need ta fart
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Real Lyric: Hey little thing let me light your candle
The Misheard: hey little thing let me light your testicles
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: Crystal shade is a lonely view, Dan.
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Real Lyric: Shot through the heart and you're to blame
The Misheard: Straight through the heart and you're to late
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Real Lyric: Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
The Misheard: Like a twister I was born to rock and roll
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Real Lyric: Doesn't it matter that I have to feed the both of us? Employment's down.
The Misheard: Doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us and grow a moustache.
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Real Lyric: I Do the Jitterbug
The Misheard: I want a Chili Dog
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Real Lyric: The newsman sang his same song
The Misheard: The newsman sang, he has seen song
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Real Lyric: No Dark Sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: Our thoughts are hazards in the classroom
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