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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Commodores

    Song: Brick House

    Real Lyric: She's a brick house

    The Misheard: She's a big mouse

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    Artist: Nickelback

    Song: How You Remind Me

    Real Lyric: Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you

    The Misheard: Cause little women must have down there killed you

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    Artist: Hymns

    Song: Away In A Manger

    Real Lyric: The cattle are lowing, the poor baby wakes

    The Misheard: The cattle are glowing, the poor baby wakes

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    Artist: Stevie Wonder

    Song: Signed, Sealed, Delivered

    Real Lyric: Signed, sealed, delivered...I'm yours

    The Misheard: The sky's still the limit...I'm yours

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    Artist: ZZ Top

    Song: Pearl Necklace

    Real Lyric: She wanna pearl necklace

    The Misheard: She wants a pair of nitwits

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    Artist: Hootie and the Blowfish

    Song: Hold My Hand

    Real Lyric: "I'm gonna love you, the best that, the best that I can"

    The Misheard: I'm gonna love you, the bear said, the bear said I can.

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    Artist: Slipknot

    Song: Wait and Bleed

    Real Lyric: Get out of my head! Why didnt i see this? Im a victim- Mancurian candidate.

    The Misheard: Get out of my head! Why didnt i see this? Im a victim- and surely youre gonna die.

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    Artist: Eiffel 65

    Song: Blue (Da Ba Dee)

    Real Lyric: Blue abu dee abu di

    The Misheard: I'm blue I'm in need of a guy

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Daughter

    Real Lyric: Don't call me daughter, not fit to The picture kept will remind me.

    The Misheard: Don't call me daughter, Geppetto, The picture kept will remind me.

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    Artist: Sarah McLachlan

    Song: I Will Remember You

    Real Lyric: Weep not for the memories

    The Misheard: We've now formed the memories

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