The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Cause I feel so damn unpretty.
The Misheard: Cause I felt my hand on titty.
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Real Lyric: We bought a old house on the danforth
The Misheard: We bought a old house on the damn floor
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Real Lyric: Cruisin' down the freeway in the hot, hot sun
The Misheard: Cruisin' down the freeway for a hot cross bun
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Real Lyric: They paved Paradise, and put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: Big Paradise,pull up a parking lot
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Real Lyric: Eminence Front, Eminence Front It's a put on
The Misheard: Livin' is f**ked, livin' is f**ked, It's a put on
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Real Lyric: It's me, Cathy, I've come back
The Misheard: It's me and I'm clean, I've come back
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Real Lyric: Oliver's army's on its way Oliver's army's here to stay
The Misheard: Oliver Zombie's on his way Oliver Zombie's here to stay
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Real Lyric: "I got my head checked by a jumbo jet"
The Misheard: " I got my head checked my ooochoomboochey"
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Real Lyric: Kicking your can all over the place
The Misheard: Kicking your coke all over your face
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Real Lyric: Stop! I wanna go home, take off this uniform and leave the show.
The Misheard: Stop! I wanna go home, pick up this unicorn and leave the show.
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