The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Bailamos, Te quiero amor mio
The Misheard: Bailamos, Te quiero, my burrito
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Real Lyric: Lay me down on sheets of linen
The Misheard: Lay me down on sheets I've landed on
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Real Lyric: Your purple pros just give you away
The Misheard: Your padded bras just give you away
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Real Lyric: Your skin, oh yeah, your skin and bones
The Misheard: Jeg skøøød, åh ja jeg skød en bums.´ (this is danish, translated to english it means "I shot, oh yeah I shot a bum")
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Real Lyric: Your skin, oh yeah, your skin and bones
The Misheard: Jeg skøøød, åh ja jeg skød en bums.´ (this is danish, translated to english it means "I shot, oh yeah I shot a bum")
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Real Lyric: Livin' La Vida Loca
The Misheard: Livin' to feed the locusts.
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Real Lyric: Strike a pose
The Misheard: Strike the pope
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Real Lyric: When I was an alien, cultures weren't opinions
The Misheard: When I was a kid, Kojaks were not bald
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Real Lyric: It's a cruel, cruel, cruel summer...
The Misheard: It's a cru, cru, cru sauna
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Real Lyric: I fought the law And the law won.
The Misheard: I fought the law And the lion.
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