The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Spirits in the material world
The Misheard: I spit on the Material Girl
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Real Lyric: I thought love was more or less a givin' thing.
The Misheard: I thought love was more or less a kick in the shin.
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Real Lyric: I'm advertising love for free, so you can place your add with me
The Misheard: I'm advertising love for pizza, so you can have your slice for free
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Real Lyric: world serves its own needs
The Misheard: whir serves us raw meats
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Real Lyric: If you're out of luck and you're out of work we can send you to Johannesburg
The Misheard: If you're out of luck and you're out of work we can send your troops to Harrisburg
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Real Lyric: My beacon's been moved, under moon and star.
The Misheard: My Vidale shampoo, under moon and star.
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
The Misheard: Hold me close, I'm tired of dancing.
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Real Lyric: Bob Marley poet and a prophet
The Misheard: Bob Marley bowling in a bucket
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Real Lyric: dude (looks like a lady)
The Misheard: you look like a lady
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Real Lyric: Invisible touch
The Misheard: Philly bar a touchin
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