The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Your my lover, not my rival
The Misheard: urine lover, not my rifle
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Real Lyric: You have so many relationships in this life, Only one or two will last.
The Misheard: Once a man who was asian most his life, Only wanted to relax.
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Real Lyric: ground control to major tom
The Misheard: grab your c**k to make you come
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Real Lyric: Ain't talkin about love
The Misheard: Ain't taking butt love
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Real Lyric: Viva Las Vegas!
The Misheard: Jesus in Las Vegas!
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Real Lyric: I fought the law and the law won
The Misheard: I fought the Lord and the Lord won
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Real Lyric: Oh, here she comes
The Misheard: Oh, Michigan!
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Real Lyric: don't masquerade with the guy in shades oh no...
The Misheard: don't m********e with the guy who shaves the walls
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Real Lyric: scar tissue
The Misheard: scott tissue
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Real Lyric: Now Watergate does not bother me
The Misheard: Now one old gay does not bother me
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