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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Aqua

    Song: Barbie Girl

    Real Lyric: I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink, kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky... You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours

    The Misheard: I'm a gone little girl, in a fantasy world Dress me up, make it nice, I'm your dolly You're my doll, rock a roll, feel the glamour I stink, miss me here, clutch me there, hanky spanky... You can touch, if your gay, if you say: "I'm am a whore.

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    Artist: Aqua

    Song: Barbie Girl

    Real Lyric: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic! you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Come on Barbie, let's go party!

    The Misheard: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world Lacking plastic, it's fantastic! you can brush my hair, Depress me anywhere Imagination, my wife is your vacation Come on Barbie, let's go potty!

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    Artist: Spice Girls

    Song: Wannabe

    Real Lyric: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

    The Misheard: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta kill all my friends

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    Artist: No Doubt

    Song: Hey Baby

    Real Lyric: Just sipping on chamomille.

    The Misheard: Just sipping chamel milk.

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: Piano Man

    Real Lyric: making love to his tonic and gin

    The Misheard: making love to his tonic engine

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Super Trouper

    Real Lyric: super trouper...beams are gonna blind me

    The Misheard: super dooper...beat yer behind please

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    Artist: Cranberries

    Song: Zombie

    Real Lyric: Birds in the sky, They look so high, this is my Perfect day

    The Misheard: Clouds in the sky, I am so high, Mrs. Lie's fur-fit grey

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    Artist: Kansas

    Song: Dust In The Wind

    Real Lyric: all we are is dust in the wind

    The Misheard: all we are is just bustin' wind

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Penny Lane

    Real Lyric: Penny Lane is in my ears, and in my eyes.

    The Misheard: Pretty ladies in my ears and in my eyes.

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    Artist: Spice Girls

    Song: Wannabe

    Real Lyric: If you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends

    The Misheard: if you wanna be my bogger you have to rape my friends

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