The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: WE'RE CAUGHT IN A TRAP I CAN'T WALK OUT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU TO MUCH BABY
The Misheard: RETARDED TRAP I CAN'T WALK OUT BECAUSE MY LEGS ARE TOO HARRY BABY
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Real Lyric: WE'RE CAUGHT IN A TRAP I CAN'T WALK OUT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU TO MUCH BABY
The Misheard: RETARDED TRAP I CAN'T WALK OUT BECAUSE MY LEGS ARE TOO HARRY BABY
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Real Lyric: smoke on the water
The Misheard: smoke coloured water
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Real Lyric: I'm Blue da ba dee da ba die
The Misheard: I'm blue I'm in need of a guy
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty cheese, dumb dumb trees
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Real Lyric: Don't go chasin waterfalls
The Misheard: Don't go Jason Waterfalls
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Real Lyric: Step inside my sleeping bag.
The Misheard: Circumcise my sleeping dad.
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Real Lyric: Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head.
The Misheard: Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash a burrito in your hair.
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Real Lyric: Eye of the tiger
The Misheard: Arc of the diver
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Real Lyric: No alarms and no surprises.
The Misheard: No more lumps and no surprises.
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