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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Hall & Oates

    Song: Maneater

    Real Lyric: The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar Money's the matter

    The Misheard: The war room is wild, she can tell by the perfume that you wore Mind over matter

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    Artist: Hot Chocolate

    Song: You Sexy Thing

    Real Lyric: I believe in miracles

    The Misheard: I believe in Milk Duds

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds

    Real Lyric: Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

    The Misheard: You see, in the sky are diamonds.

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    Artist: The Beach Boys

    Song: Barbara Ann

    Real Lyric: Went to the dance lokking for romance

    The Misheard: Went to the dance looking for a man

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: We Built This City

    Real Lyric: Macaroni plays the Mamba

    The Misheard: My Coney Pays Tabonga. I googled Tabonga and found that it is an old monter from 1957. And my coney as in "Coney Island". So some one in Coney Island pays or paid the monster Tabonga back in 1957. And together they built the city. Hey I tried.

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    Artist: Jethro Tull

    Song: Aqualung

    Real Lyric: Eyeing little girls with bad intents...

    The Misheard: Eyeing little girls with battered heads...

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    Artist: Whitesnake

    Song: Here I Go Again

    Real Lyric: Like a drifter I was born to walk alone.

    The Misheard: Like a twister I was born to walk alone.

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    Artist: Chumbawamba

    Song: Tubthumping

    Real Lyric: i get knocked down but i get up again you ain't never gonna keep me down

    The Misheard: i get no towels but i get up again you're never gonna give me towels

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    Artist: Kentucky Headhunters

    Song: Dumas Walker

    Real Lyric: Let's all go DOwn to Dumas Walker

    The Misheard: Let's all go Down into the swampyards

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    Artist: Van Morrison

    Song: Brown-Eyed Girl

    Real Lyric: La-Ti-Da

    The Misheard: Lucky Dog

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