The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Cracklin Rose you're a store bought woman
The Misheard: Cracklin Rose you're a starboard woman
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Real Lyric: he was too afraid to fly, so he never did land
The Misheard: he was too afraid to cry, so he'd never get laid
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves But every night all the men would come around And lay their money down
The Misheard: Gypsies, Chimpanzes But every night all the men would come around And lay the monkey down
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Real Lyric: let me go on like I blister in the sun let me go on big hands I know your the one
The Misheard: let me go on like a twister with a gun let me go on big hands you know your the one
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Real Lyric: Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air.
The Misheard: one smell of elite gas rising up throuhg the air...
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Real Lyric: Don't be cruel, to a heart that's true
The Misheard: Don't be cruel, it's the golden rule
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Real Lyric: Cheer up, Sleepy Jean...
The Misheard: Cheer up, sweet pigeon...
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Real Lyric: pull a comb through your cold blacko hair
The Misheard: a bowl of corn for your cold black hair
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Real Lyric: Back to the howling old owl in the woods, hunting the horny-backed toad...
The Misheard: Back to Hollywood Al and his wood, high on the horny-back toad...
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Real Lyric: Zoot Suit Riot Throw back a bottle of beer Zoot Suit Riot Pull a comb through your coal black hair
The Misheard: Zoot Suit Riot Take that bottle of beer Zoot Suit Riot Afraid of that old black bear
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