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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Toto

    Song: Africa

    Real Lyric: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti I seek to cure what's deep inside (also) I bless the rains down in Africa

    The Misheard: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a men hearst above the Sara-yay-hee I seem to cure what's deep inside... I guess the rain's down in Africa

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    Artist: Marcy Playground

    Song: Sex and Candy

    Real Lyric: I smell sex and candy, here

    The Misheard: I smell sex and candy lit hair

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Come As You Are

    Real Lyric: Come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be.

    The Misheard: Come as you are, soaked in bleach, as I want you to be.

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    Artist: The Offspring

    Song: Conspiracy of One

    Real Lyric: one who acts alone

    The Misheard: wonder wax salon

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    Artist: Fugees

    Song: Killing Me Softly With His Song

    Real Lyric: strumming dub plates with our fingers

    The Misheard: strumming my pain with his fingers

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    Artist: Dire Straits

    Song: Money For Nothing

    Real Lyric: We've got to move these refrigerators, we've got to move these color tv's.

    The Misheard: We got some movies, refrigerators, we got some movies called TV...

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    Artist: Merrilee Rush

    Song: Angel Of The Morning

    Real Lyric: Just call me angel of the morning Just touch my cheek before you leave

    The Misheard: Just call me angel of the morning Just crush my cheek before you leave me

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Can't Buy Me Love

    Real Lyric: I don't care too much for money Money can't buy me love.

    The Misheard: I don't care too munch for money Money can't buy me love

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    Artist: Soft Cell

    Song: Tainted Love

    Real Lyric: Don't touch me please I cannot stand the way you tease

    The Misheard: Don't touch me please I cannot stand the way you sneeze

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    Artist: Nickelback

    Song: How You Remind Me

    Real Lyric: Never made it as a wise man.

    The Misheard: Never met another white man.

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