The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: that monserat mystique
The Misheard: that mountain of rotten steak
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Real Lyric: The kind of girl you read about In New Wave magazines
The Misheard: The tiny pearl she puts In nudy mag and peeing
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Real Lyric: im blue da ba dee da ba die
The Misheard: im blue and in need of a dime
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Real Lyric: Angels we have heard on high Sweetly singing o'er the plains
The Misheard: Angels we have heard on high Sweetly singing all over the place
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Real Lyric: I want to hold your hand
The Misheard: I want to hold your ham
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Real Lyric: All the honeys making money throw your hands up at me
The Misheard: All the honeys making money blow your head off batman
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Real Lyric: Blitzkreig Bop!
The Misheard: Let's kick butt!
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Real Lyric: Hold on to sixteen as long as you can
The Misheard: Hold on to your six string as long as you can
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa.
The Misheard: I ate some brains down in Africa.
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, Don't be alarmed now, It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
The Misheard: If there's a bustle in your hat jew, don't be alarmed now. It's just a green bean for the gay clean.
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