The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Life in plastic, it's fantastic
The Misheard: My tits are plastic, my lips elastic
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again.
The Misheard: I got knocked up, but I got over it.
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Real Lyric: Suffocation, no breathing Don't give a f*ck if I cut my arm, bleeding.
The Misheard: Suffocation, no breathing Don't give a f*ck if I cover your breeding
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Real Lyric: Moth delivers her message
The Misheard: Must deliver some mercy
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Real Lyric: Try to detect it
The Misheard: Tatoo detective
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Real Lyric: ...wife of a close friend...
The Misheard: ...wife of a clothes pin...
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Real Lyric: you matches still light up the sky
The Misheard: you match days up in the sky
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Real Lyric: If the way that you need is too much like greed, decide if you are rich or you're poor.
The Misheard: And the way that you eat is tto much like me, decide if you are rich or you're poor.
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Real Lyric: For he's a jolly good fellow, which nobody can deny
The Misheard: For he's a jolly good fellow, and nobody came tonight.
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Real Lyric: Big 'ol jet airliner
The Misheard: We go down to the lighthouse
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