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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Elvis Presley

    Song: All Shook Up

    Real Lyric: I'm all shook up

    The Misheard: A mange d'la crotte

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    Artist: 10CC

    Song: I'm Not In Love

    Real Lyric: be quite big boys don't cry, big boys don't cry, big boys don't cry

    The Misheard: drink from the kabissing inkleby, drink from the kabissing inkleby.

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: revved up like a deuce another runner in the night

    The Misheard: wrapped up like a douche another ruler in the night

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    Artist: No Doubt

    Song: Just A Girl

    Real Lyric: Im just a girl, all pretty and petite.

    The Misheard: Im just a girl, a pretty amputee.

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    Artist: Steely Dan

    Song: Hey Nineteen

    Real Lyric: The Cuervo gold, the fine Columbian

    The Misheard: And where you go, the pine cone knows

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    Artist: Stone Temple Pilots

    Song: Big Empty

    Real Lyric: Time to take her home. Her dizzy head is conscience-laden.

    The Misheard: Time to take her home. Her daisy head is cartoon slated.

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit

    Real Lyric: With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us.

    The Misheard: For the last time, Jesus saves us Here we are now, fish containers I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, fish containers.

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    Artist: Hymns

    Song: Jesus Loves Me

    Real Lyric: Yes, Jesus loves me...

    The Misheard: Yes, Jesus slugs me...

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    Artist: Linkin Park

    Song: Crawling

    Real Lyric: crawling in my skin these wounds they will not heal

    The Misheard: crawling in my skin these wounds they will MARIA!

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    Artist: The Offspring

    Song: Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)

    Real Lyric: So don't debate, a player straight

    The Misheard: So don't debate, you're either gay or straight

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