The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Growin' up leads to growin' old and dyin' and dyin' to me don't sound like all that much fun.
The Misheard: Growin' up leads to going on a date with Diane and Diane to me don't sound like all that much fun.
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
The Misheard: Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard. Wheee!
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Real Lyric: It's the stuff that dreams are made of
The Misheard: It's the stuffed up dream tomato
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Real Lyric: No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions
The Misheard: Loolapalooza 'Cause we are the champions
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Real Lyric: I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
The Misheard: I wanna sausage roll tonight and paistry every may
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Real Lyric: Big ol' Jet Airliner....
The Misheard: We gon'a tear that line up....
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Real Lyric: Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a woman’s man: no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I’ve been kicked around since I was born. And now it’s all right. it’s ok. And you may look the other way. We can try to understand The new york times’ effect on man.
The Misheard: Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a woman’s man: no time to talk. Music , laughs and keeps me warm, I need the rest since I was born. And it’s all right it’s ok I'll live to see another day. We can try to understand The new york time
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Real Lyric: Sweet dreams and flying machines
The Misheard: Wet dreams and sex machines
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Real Lyric: ...Tearin' up the road, faster than any other boy has ever gone...
The Misheard: ...tearin' up the hole, faster than any other boy has ever gone...
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Real Lyric: And I feel like I just got home
The Misheard: And a meal taste like styrofoam.
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