The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'd die without you
The Misheard: I'd die without shoes
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Real Lyric: Walk like an Egyptian..
The Misheard: Walk like an AIDS-victim..
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Real Lyric: Neckties... Contracts.... High Voltage
The Misheard: Neckties... Contracts... High Mountains
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Real Lyric: ...and the beer chases my blues away
The Misheard: ...and the deer chases my balloons away
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Real Lyric: Come, come, come on and let me out.
The Misheard: Come, come, come on and meow.
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
The Misheard: She sees a hat pin spinning on the top shelf
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Real Lyric: I've got 2 turntables and a microphone.
The Misheard: I got a tampon, beer and a microphone.
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Real Lyric: Eminence Front Eminence Front
The Misheard: Aluminum Funk Aluminum Funk
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Real Lyric: The hottest spot north of Havana
The Misheard: I hottest spot no no cabana
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Real Lyric: The song is called Professional widow
The Misheard: Professional Window
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