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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Ramones

    Song: I Wanna Be Sedated

    Real Lyric: I wanna be sedated

    The Misheard: I wanna piece of baby

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Rocket Man

    Real Lyric: Rocket Man, burning up his fuse out here alone.

    The Misheard: Rocket Man, burning out the treetops ham along.

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Come Together

    Real Lyric: he one mojo filter

    The Misheard: he wants MULTIFILTER (a brand of cigarettes)

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    Artist: The B-52s

    Song: Love Shack

    Real Lyric: Your what!!?? Tin Roof, is rusted!

    The Misheard: Your What!!?? Hen hoo is hustled

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    Artist: Procol Harum

    Song: A Whiter Shade of Pale

    Real Lyric: And so it was that later When the miller told his tale That her face at first just ghostly Turned a whiter shade of pale

    The Misheard: And so it was the waiter When the miller told his tale...

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Someone Saved My Life Tonight

    Real Lyric: Someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear

    The Misheard: Someone shaved my life tonight, shoot the bear

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Who Are You

    Real Lyric: Who are you?

    The Misheard: Ooooohh, Waterloo! oh oh

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Scar Tissue

    Real Lyric: Scar tissue that I wish you saw Sarcastic mister know it all Close your eyes and I'll kiss you 'cause With the birds I'll share

    The Misheard: Scar tissue that I wish you saw So i capped a mr. know it all Close your eyes and i'll kiss you good With the birds i shoe

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    Artist: Oasis

    Song: Morning Glory

    Real Lyric: you need a little time to wake up

    The Misheard: you know little tommys a wanker

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    Artist: Linkin Park

    Song: Crawling

    Real Lyric: These Wounds They Will Not Heal

    The Misheard: These Words They Will Not End

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