The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: All aboard!
The Misheard: Olive oil!
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Real Lyric: A brimful of Ashar on the 45
The Misheard: A queer blue flasher on the 45
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Real Lyric: Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, get paid
The Misheard: Hey now, you're a porn star, get your gear off, get laid
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Real Lyric: The morning rain clouds up my window and i cant see at all
The Misheard: The morning rain drops on my window and i cant see my car
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Real Lyric: I remember when you could stop a clock.
The Misheard: I remember when you could starve a block.
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Real Lyric: Diane debutante backseat of Jackie's car
The Misheard: Diane's daddy caught 'em in the back seat of Jackie's car
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Real Lyric: Who can it be now
The Misheard: Lookin' at me now
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Real Lyric: I just wanna dance next to you.
The Misheard: I just wanna have sex with you
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Real Lyric: "That ain't the way to have fun"
The Misheard: "That ain't the way to make fudge."
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Real Lyric: you got mud on your face, you big disgrace
The Misheard: you got a foot in your face, you bid dumb grace
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