The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: No Dark sarcasm in the classroom.
The Misheard: The Dark Side has them in the classroom.
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Real Lyric: With the lights out It's less dangerous Here we are now Entertain us I feel stupid And contagious
The Misheard: Well, the lights out It's a strange dress Here we are now Entertain us I feel stupid Interchange us
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Real Lyric: How can you see into my eyes like open doors
The Misheard: How can you see into my pie like my front door
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds, Done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Hercules and the Thunder King
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Real Lyric: She was a fast machine She kept her motor clean
The Misheard: She was a fax machine She kept her modem clean
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Real Lyric: So you think you're Elvis or Something?
The Misheard: So you think you're a fish or something?
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Real Lyric: Left me sleeping In my bed. I was dreaming But I should've been with you instead.
The Misheard: Left the semen In my bed. I was dreaming But I should have been with you instead.
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Real Lyric: Can you imagine no love, pride, deep fried chicken Your best friend's always sticking up for you
The Misheard: And you imagine your love life's deep fried chicken, your best friend's always heating up for you
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Real Lyric: Buffalo Soldier, dreadlock Rasta
The Misheard: Buffalo Soldier, dreadlock rock star
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Real Lyric: Brimful of asha on the 45
The Misheard: Grim fruity rasher on the 45
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