The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: 'Every day is like survival'
The Misheard: 'Every day is like St Ivel'
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Real Lyric: off the coast and i'm headed no where
The Misheard: off the coasthead of venesuala (but i pronounced it venez woah la)
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Real Lyric: "Leaving just your picture behind, and I kissed it a thousand times"
The Misheard: "Telling me to kiss your behind, and I kissed it a thousand times"
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Real Lyric: Tin roof! Rusted!
The Misheard: said things i didnt mean, s**t has stink on
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Real Lyric: Might as well face it, you're addicted to love
The Misheard: Might as well face it, got a chicken to love
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Real Lyric: Hush Keep it down now Voices carry
The Misheard: Oh shush Keep it downtown Christmas Carrie
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Real Lyric: ...that book by Nabokoff
The Misheard: ..that big red apple cart
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Real Lyric: Girl of 18, Fell in love with everything, Found new life in Jesus Christ, Hit by a car, Ended up On a life support machine.
The Misheard: Girl of 18, Fell in love with everything, Found new life in Jesus Christ, Didn't find God Ended up Now her life's a porn machine.
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Real Lyric: Let's Groove to night
The Misheard: Let's screw to night
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Real Lyric: Eyeing little girls with bad intent
The Misheard: Five little girls with bad intent
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