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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Hymns

    Song: The First Noel

    Real Lyric: Born is the King of Israel

    The Misheard: Born is the King of peace and hell

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    Artist: Bob Seger

    Song: Fire Lake

    Real Lyric: Who's gonna ride that chrome three wheeler?

    The Misheard: Who's gonna ride that home sweet rear?

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Baby One More Time

    Real Lyric: Hit me baby, one more time

    The Misheard: s**t me baby, like a lime

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    Artist: Jethro Tull

    Song: Aqualung

    Real Lyric: neck hurting bad as he bends to pick a dog-end

    The Misheard: neck hurting bad so he bends to pink kadogens

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    Artist: Right Said Fred

    Song: I'm Too Sexy

    Real Lyric: I'm too sexy for Milan, Too sexy for Milan, New York & Japan

    The Misheard: I'm too sexy for my land, Too sexy for my land, New York & Japan

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: Stairway To Heaven

    Real Lyric: is there a rustle in your hedgerow

    The Misheard: is there a muscle in your hedgehog

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    Artist: Counting Crows

    Song: Mr. Jones

    Real Lyric: Mr. Jones let me...

    The Misheard: Mr. show in me...

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    Artist: Seal

    Song: A Kiss From A Rose

    Real Lyric: Kissed by a rose on the gray

    The Misheard: Kissed on the nose by a gay

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

    Real Lyric: Keep on with the force Don't stop till you get enough

    The Misheard: Keep on, with the porn stars Don't stop till you get enough

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    Artist: Chumbawamba

    Song: Tubthumping

    Real Lyric: Pissing the night away

    The Misheard: Chris is a highway

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