The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing
The Misheard: sweet land of liberty, of V.I.C.
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Real Lyric: Dreams of war, dreams of lies, dreams of dragonsfire, and of things that will bite, yeah!
The Misheard: Dreams of war, dreams of lies, dreams of dragonsfire, and of baked apple pie, yeah!
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Real Lyric: Carry on! You will always remember. Carry on! Nothing equals the Splendor!
The Misheard: Carry on! You will always remember. Carry on! Like an equal dispenser!
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
The Misheard: I don't think you're ready, funk and shady.
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Real Lyric: I can't remember anything, can't tell if this is true or dreams
The Misheard: I got my head thrown in a bin, it wrecked and destroyed my new jeans
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Real Lyric: soy un perdedor
The Misheard: so, I walked in the door
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Real Lyric: ...the shape of an L on her forehead"
The Misheard: The shake ended up on her forehead
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Real Lyric: I took her out it was a friday night I wore colonge to get the feeling right
The Misheard: I took her out it was a friday night I work alone to get the feeling right
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Real Lyric: All my girls at the party Look at his body Shakin' that thing Like I never did see Got a nice package alright Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
The Misheard: All my girls at the party Look at his body Shakin' that thing Like I never did see Ive got a nice pack of Charlie Guess Im going to get high tonight
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Real Lyric: Are you reelin' in the years?
The Misheard: Are you bringin' in the sheep?
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