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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Sweetness Follows

    Real Lyric: Do my dirty work, scapegoat

    The Misheard: Do my duty whoop skateboard

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    Artist: Lovin' Spoonful

    Song: Summer In The City

    Real Lyric: Come on, come on and dance all night, Despite the heat it'll be alright...

    The Misheard: Come on, come on and dance all night, Just like the heat it'll be alright...

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    Artist: U2

    Song: One

    Real Lyric: It's to late, tonight, to drag the past out into the light

    The Misheard: It's to late tonight, to draggle passed out into the night

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Can't Buy Me Love

    Real Lyric: I don't care too much for money

    The Misheard: I don't care to botch my money

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: Cecilia

    Real Lyric: "I fall on the floor and I'm laughing."

    The Misheard: "I called out before that I lactate."

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    Artist: Nelly Furtado

    Song: I'm Like A Bird

    Real Lyric: I'm like a bird,I'll only fly away, I don't know where my soul is, I don't know where my home is.

    The Misheard: I'm like a bird,I want to fly away coz I don't know where my throat is,I don't know where my hole is!

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    Artist: Bonnie Tyler

    Song: Total Eclipse of the Heart

    Real Lyric: once upon a time there was light in my life, now theres only love in the dark (turn around bright eyes)

    The Misheard: This b***h's frozen and i can't get out of here

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    Artist: Nelly Furtado

    Song: Turn Off the Light

    Real Lyric: It's getting so lonely inside this bed

    The Misheard: It's getting so lonely in San Hose Bay

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    Artist: Brownsville Station

    Song: Smokin' in the Boys' Room

    Real Lyric: Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.

    The Misheard: Now, teacher gonna kill me; up with your rules! 'Coz everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.

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    Artist: Savage Garden

    Song: Truly, Madly, Deeply

    Real Lyric: I'll make a wish send it to heaven and make you want to cry, the tears of joy

    The Misheard: I'll make a wish, send it to heaven and make you one to cry, some tears, oh boy

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