The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night, feel my tears as they dry
The Misheard: I'm gonna fly like a bird of the night, feel my teeth 'cause it's light!
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Real Lyric: You can't lock me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plow
The Misheard: You can't lock me in your penthouse And go to the bathroom out loud
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Real Lyric: Say the word, and you'll be free
The Misheard: Save the world, and you'll be free
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Real Lyric: I chime in with a Haven't you ever heard of closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
The Misheard: I chime in with a Haven't you ever heard of closing the garden door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poison rationality
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Real Lyric: Oh, all my friends are turning green You're the magician's assistant in their dreams Oh, and they come unstuck Lady, running down to the riptide Taken away to the dark side
The Misheard: Oh, all my friends wear puppet jeans You're her first gymnasium in Mean Deans Oh, and they're counting stars Lady, running down to the riptide Taken away by my past life
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Real Lyric: This cowboy's running from himself And she's been living on the highest shelf
The Misheard: This fat boy's running from himself And don't forget to feed Santa's elf
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Real Lyric: Rhythmic, systematic, world control Magnetic, genetic, demands your soul
The Misheard: Quarterback, in an old man's room Synthetic, genetic, command post, zoom
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Real Lyric: You're the one all all over me and that's what I wanted too baby
The Misheard: Yalalalalalala all over me, that's what a monkey does baby
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Real Lyric: It's too late to apologize
The Misheard: It's too late to cut the chives
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Real Lyric: Crocodiles cry for the love of the crowd and the three cheers from everyone
The Misheard: For the love of the crowd and FRIETJES for everyone!
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