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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Clash

    Song: Rock The Casbah

    Real Lyric: Rock the casbah

    The Misheard: lock the taskbar

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    Artist: Ricky Martin

    Song: She Bangs

    Real Lyric: "She switches sides like a gemini"

    The Misheard: "She switches sides like a german eye"

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    Artist: Ricky Martin

    Song: She Bangs

    Real Lyric: "She looks like a flower but she stings like a bee."

    The Misheard: "She looks like a flower but she stinks like a pig."

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    Artist: Radiohead

    Song: Karma Police

    Real Lyric: Karma Police, arrest this man he talks in maths

    The Misheard: Karma Police, arrest these smelly toxin rats

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    Artist: Phil Collins

    Song: Invisible Touch

    Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeah She reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart It takes control and slowly tears you apart

    The Misheard: She’s just a ham and physical top s**t, she reaches in and slowly ponies your horse. leaches control and slowly tears you a heart.

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: We Built This City

    Real Lyric: We built this city on rock and roll

    The Misheard: We built this chippy on sausage rolls

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    Artist: Disturbed

    Song: Down with the Sickness

    Real Lyric: Insane. You're gonna die when you listen to me.

    The Misheard: N'sync, you're gonna die when you listen to me.

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    Artist: Train

    Song: Drops Of Jupiter

    Real Lyric: The best soy latte you ever had and me.

    The Misheard: The best sword Nazi you ever had and me.

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Circle of Life

    Real Lyric: i dont know but its that one crazy background african sound

    The Misheard: pink pajammas penguins on the bottom

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    Artist: Van Morrison

    Song: Brown-Eyed Girl

    Real Lyric: laughing and a running hey, hey

    The Misheard: laughing and a running naked

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