The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: count the headlights on the highway
The Misheard: count the head lice on the highway
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Real Lyric: You what?! Tin roof--rusted
The Misheard: You what?! Hit and run! Arrested!
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Real Lyric: Like a sleepy blue ocean
The Misheard: Like a sleepy blue porpoise.
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Real Lyric: When I'm tired and thinkin' cold
The Misheard: When I'm tired of taking gold
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Real Lyric: go on go on leave me breathless
The Misheard: go on go on leave me beathmints
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Real Lyric: both of us knowing, love is a battlefield
The Misheard: motorbus going, love is a battlefield
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Real Lyric: both of us knowing, love is a battlefield
The Misheard: motorbus going, love is a battlefield
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Real Lyric: Got my first real six string, bought it at the five-and-dime. Played it till my fingers bled. It was the summer of 69.
The Misheard: I shot my first real six-wing, saw that there were five in line, Played it till my fingers bled. It was the summer of '69.
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Real Lyric: I'm sick inside without a sense of feelin
The Misheard: I am sick of salmon and scent of herring
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Real Lyric: So let us not talk falsely now. The hour is getting late.
The Misheard: So let's not talk falsely now, because of our skinny legs.
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