The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: zero hour, nine a.m.
The Misheard: zero out, ninety in
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Real Lyric: She had sightless eyes
The Misheard: She had sight for size
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Real Lyric: To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique
The Misheard: I want to eat mounds of rotten steak
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Real Lyric: Lay me down in sheets of linen
The Misheard: Lay me down and she's some landin'
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Real Lyric: Her name is Tiffany Twisted
The Misheard: Her mind is definitely twisted
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Real Lyric: She was lookin’ kind of dumb With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead
The Misheard: She was lookin’ kind of dumb With her finger in her bum In the shape it(i.e. her bum) on her forehead
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Real Lyric: Kiss from a rose on the grey
The Misheard: Kiss from the rose of the dead
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Real Lyric: Right about now, Funk soul brother
The Misheard: Right about now, The Vauxhall brother
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Real Lyric: "I bless the rains down in Africa"
The Misheard: "They gets the brains down in Africa"
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Real Lyric: I can run, Just as fast as I can, to the middle of nowhere, to the middle of my frustrated fears, and I swear, you're just like a pill, 'stead of making me better, you keep making me ill.
The Misheard: I can stun, Just as fast as I can, to the middle of all them, to the middle of my frustrated beers, and I declare, you're just like a hint, 'stead of making me better, you keep making me sell.
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