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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Angie

    Real Lyric: Angie, angie

    The Misheard: Angel, angel

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    Artist: J. Geils Band

    Song: Centerfold

    Real Lyric: My angel is the centerfold.

    The Misheard: My angel lives in Singapore.

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    Artist: Fifth Dimension

    Song: Aquarius

    Real Lyric: When the moon is in the seventh house And Jupiter aligns with Mars

    The Misheard: When the moon is in the separate house And you return aligned with Mars

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Bohemian Rhapsody

    Real Lyric: Mama, just killed a man...

    The Misheard: Mama, just screwed a man...

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    Artist: Bobby Fuller Four

    Song: I Fought The Law

    Real Lyric: I fought the law and the law won.

    The Misheard: I won the lottery; I won!

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    Artist: The Offspring

    Song: Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)

    Real Lyric: You know you can always go on Ricky Lake.

    The Misheard: You know you can always grow up in delay.

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    Artist: Foundations

    Song: Build Me Up Buttercup

    Real Lyric: Why do you build me up buttercup, baby....

    The Misheard: Why do you build me up Veronica, baby...

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Take The Money And Run

    Real Lyric: They headed down to ohh old el paso

    The Misheard: They headed down to cool there ass holes.

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Smooth Criminal

    Real Lyric: and then she ran into the bathroom, she was stuck down, it was her doom

    The Misheard: then she ran into the bathroom she was sucked off with a wood spoon

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    Artist: Dire Straits

    Song: Money For Nothing

    Real Lyric: Money for nothing, and checks for free.

    The Misheard: Money for nothing, and sex for free.

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