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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Man In The Mirror

    Real Lyric: And no message could have been any clearer...

    The Misheard: And no mustache could offend any clipper...

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Man In The Mirror

    Real Lyric: And no message could have been any clearer...

    The Misheard: And no mustache could offend any clipper...

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Jumpin' Jack Flash

    Real Lyric: I was born in a Crossfire Hurricane

    The Misheard: I was born in a Class 5 hurricane

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    Artist: Van Morrison

    Song: Brown-Eyed Girl

    Real Lyric: cast my memory back there, lord

    The Misheard: cast from every backdoor lot

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Life In The Fast Lane

    Real Lyric: She was eager for action, she was hot for the game

    The Misheard: She was eager for action, she was hot buttered game

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    Artist: Meat Loaf

    Song: Paradise By The Dashboard Light

    Real Lyric: open up your eyes, i got a big surprise

    The Misheard: open up your thighs, i got a big surprise

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    Artist: Nine Days

    Song: Absolutely (Story of a Girl)

    Real Lyric: although she looked so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her, when she smiles

    The Misheard: although she looked so sad in pornographs, I absolutely love her, when she smiles

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Enter Sandman

    Real Lyric: Enter night, exit light

    The Misheard: Enter knife, exit life

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    Artist: Destiny's Child

    Song: Jumpin' Jumpin'

    Real Lyric: The club is full of ballas and their pockets full grown.

    The Misheard: The Stub is full of boners and the c**ks are all growing!

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Fame

    Real Lyric: Is it any wonder I reject you first? Fame, fame, fame, fame

    The Misheard: Is it any wonder I reject your breast? Fame, fame, fame, fame

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