The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We don't need no thoughts controlled
The Misheard: We don't need no selfcontroll
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Real Lyric: All the women who are independent, throw your hands up at me.
The Misheard: All the women who are independent, throw your hands up batman.
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Real Lyric: It was good living with you. Ah-ho it was good...
The Misheard: It was good living with a waffle in a skirt...
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
The Misheard: I had my head checked by a thrombogen
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise
The Misheard: There's a bathroom on the right
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Real Lyric: Where seldom is heard a discouraging word And the skies are not cloudy all day
The Misheard: Where seldom is heard a discouraging word And the cows are not happy all day
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Real Lyric: I always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
The Misheard: A clown's doin' your licorice girlfriend.
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Real Lyric: Hey little thing let me light your candle 'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle now, gets around
The Misheard: Hey pretty baby let me light your candle Cause mam I'm sure the handyman gets around
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Real Lyric: Land mine has taken my sight taken my speach taken my hearing
The Misheard: Land mine has taken my sight taken my speach taken my earings
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff but i did not shoot the deputy.
The Misheard: Eye shocking cherry but she did not shock the deputy.
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