The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: In the middle of my thoughts
The Misheard: as i grab my crotch
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Real Lyric: A cemetery where I marry the sea
The Misheard: A cemetery where I marry a fiend
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Real Lyric: "Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth, None of them along the line know what any of it is worth."
The Misheard: Mister standin', drink my wine, come and take my herb None will laugh out on the line, nobody up in this world"
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Real Lyric: Eyeing little girls with bad intent.
The Misheard: Eyeing little girls with battered heads.
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Real Lyric: Open the gate
The Misheard: Oh renegade
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Real Lyric: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean
The Misheard: Cherubs meet the king
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Real Lyric: I feel stupid and contagious
The Misheard: Nothing stupid or contagious
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Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me.
The Misheard: awww superimposed mountain air.
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Real Lyric: It's got to be big...
The Misheard: Scabby pig!!
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Real Lyric: Blue Canary in the outlet by the light switch...
The Misheard: Eucanarie Indiana is a light witch
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