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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Feliz Navidad

    Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad

    The Misheard: Release Mother Duck

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Vogue

    Real Lyric: Beauty's were you find it

    The Misheard: You sweet f**it

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Guantanamera

    Real Lyric: Guantanamera

    The Misheard: Jan van der Merwe Note: The misheard version will only be hilarious to South Africans and those familiar with our unique version of English. Perhaps you would include this if you check the number of hits you get from this part of the world.

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Papa Don't Preach

    Real Lyric: Papa don't preach

    The Misheard: Papa don't breathe

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    Artist: Robert Palmer

    Song: Addicted To Love

    Real Lyric: Might as well face it I'm addicted to love

    The Misheard: Might as well face it your a dic dic to low

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    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Song: Have You Ever Seen The Rain?

    Real Lyric: I wanna know have you ever seen the rain coming down on a summer's day?

    The Misheard: I wanna know have you ever seen the rain coming down on a Thursday?

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Jet Airliner

    Real Lyric: Big Ol' Jet Airliner

    The Misheard: Bingo Jet Had A Light On

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: Mrs. Robinson

    Real Lyric: Put it in your pantry with the cupcakes

    The Misheard: Put it in your panties with your car keys

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    Artist: Train

    Song: Drops Of Jupiter

    Real Lyric: She checks out Mozart ..... Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken .... Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance, five hour phone conversation The best soy latte that you ever had . . . and me

    The Misheard: She checks out Moses .... Can you image your love like deep fried chicken .... Can you imagine your best dance, freeze dried romance Tired out from conversation The best soy latte that you ever had in me...

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: You Should Be Dancing

    Real Lyric: What you doin' on your back (with echo) You should be dancin'

    The Misheard: What you doin' in your mother's pants You should be dancin'

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