The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: in the summer of 69'
The Misheard: but its only six past nine
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Real Lyric: Beat it, beat it Beat it, beat it No one wanna be defeated
The Misheard: Peanut, peanut Peanut, peanut No one wanna really eat it
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Real Lyric: It takes a man to suffer ignorance
The Misheard: It takes a manjuice of ignorance
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Real Lyric: ...or am I standing still....
The Misheard: ..or am I salmon stew...
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Real Lyric: You know you've got to heaven, You know you've got to be strong
The Misheard: You know you've got a hairball, You know you've got to be strong
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Real Lyric: I'm a genie in a bottle baby,come come come on then,let me out
The Misheard: i'm a genie in a bottle baby,come come come on then,miaow
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Real Lyric: If she would dance I would DJ
The Misheard: If she got in his pants that would be gay.
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Real Lyric: Jesus wont you f**king listen
The Misheard: Jesus was a f**king wizard
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Real Lyric: "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
The Misheard: "How can you have any footing if you don't kick your feet?"
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Real Lyric: Heaven holds a place for those who pray
The Misheard: Heaven holds a place for whores who pray
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