The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She's so lucky; She's a star But she crys, crys, crys, in her lonely heart.
The Misheard: She's so yucky, she's a whore and she sings, sings, sings like a creaking door.
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Real Lyric: Scaramouche, scaramouche Will you do the fandango?
The Misheard: Scare a moose, scare a moose Will you do the fandango?
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Real Lyric: Showin' how funky strong is your fighter
The Misheard: Show them how f**king strong is your fight
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Real Lyric: smooth operator
The Misheard: smooth aparatus
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Real Lyric: Time to take her home. Her dizzy head is conscience-laden.
The Misheard: Time to take her home and fix her eggs and bacon.
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Real Lyric: Port au Prince, I wanna catch a glimpse
The Misheard: Some clams, some clams, I wanna catch some clams
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Real Lyric: who are you
The Misheard: Doo, wah di doo
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Real Lyric: draggin the line
The Misheard: leg-a-marine
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Real Lyric: constant craving
The Misheard: god bless gravy
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Real Lyric: Believe me, Adia, we are still innocent
The Misheard: But leafy Adia, we are still in a shell
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