The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Message in a bottle
The Misheard: massaging my butt-hole
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Real Lyric: Strumming my pain with his fingers
The Misheard: Strong in my pants with his fingers
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Real Lyric: I"m never gonna dance again,guilty feet have got no rhythm.
The Misheard: I"m never gonna dance again,you can see I"ve got no rhythm.
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Real Lyric: I kinda always knew i'd ed up your ex-girlfriend
The Misheard: i kinda sorta knew i was your retro-red girlfriend
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Real Lyric: Evil woman
The Misheard: Beekeeper woman
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Real Lyric: If I was a sculptor, but then again, no...
The Misheard: If I was a sculptor, or a renegade gnome
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Real Lyric: Oh and while the king was looking down, The jester stole his thorny crown
The Misheard: Oh and while the king was looking down, The jester stole his party crown
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Real Lyric: Sweet Emotion
The Misheard: Creomulsion (the cough syrup)
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
The Misheard: Dirty knees on a thunder chief
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Real Lyric: Forever man, forever man, forever man
The Misheard: Four-level man, four-level man, four-level man
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