The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Standing in the spotlight I bought myself a gray guitar
The Misheard: Standing in the spotlight I f*** myself and play guitar
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Real Lyric: It's raining men!
The Misheard: It's raining, man!
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Real Lyric: So goodbye yellow brick road Where the dogs of society howl
The Misheard: Where the dark skies have started to scowl.
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Real Lyric: When are you gonna come down When are you going to land I should have stayed on the farm I should have listened to my old man
The Misheard: ...I should have listened to my Aunt Em
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Real Lyric: I want to hold your hand
The Misheard: I want an older man.
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Real Lyric: Brimful of Asha on the 45
The Misheard: Bring food on action on the 45
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Real Lyric: Away in a manger, no crib for His bed.
The Misheard: Away in a manger, no crypt for the dead.
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Real Lyric: A foundation of stone
The Misheard: I found a suit of stone
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Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner Don't carry me too far away
The Misheard: We're gonna tear that line up Don't carry me too far away
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Real Lyric: I believe in Miracles
The Misheard: I can be a knuckle
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