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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Black

    Real Lyric: Were laid spread out before me, as her body once did

    The Misheard: Her legs spread out before me, as her body once did

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    Artist: Carly Simon

    Song: You're So Vain

    Real Lyric: You're where you should be all the time,and if you're not you're with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend....

    The Misheard: You're where......or the wife of a clothespin.

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    Artist: Corey Hart

    Song: Sunglasses at Night

    Real Lyric: Don't masquerade with the guy in shades oh no

    The Misheard: Dont Masquerade with a guy thats gay oh no

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    Artist: Corey Hart

    Song: Sunglasses at Night

    Real Lyric: Don't masquerade with the guy in shades oh no

    The Misheard: Dont Masquerade with a guy thats gay oh no

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: The Sound of Silence

    Real Lyric: Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk with you again because a vision softly creepin

    The Misheard: Heelo darkness, smile old friend, I've come to talk with you again, because elegance softly creepin...

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    Artist: Chumbawamba

    Song: Tubthumping

    Real Lyric: I get knocked down But I get up again Youre never gonna keep me down

    The Misheard: I think I'm gay But I get over it I'll never f**k a cow

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Another One Bites The Dust

    Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust (uh)

    The Misheard: Another one bites the dachshund

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    Artist: No Doubt

    Song: Don't Speak

    Real Lyric: Don't tell me cuz it hurts

    The Misheard: Don't tell my cousin hertz

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    Artist: P.O.D.

    Song: Youth of the Nation

    Real Lyric: We are we are the youth of the nation

    The Misheard: We are we are.. the euthanasia

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    Artist: Hot Chocolate

    Song: You Sexy Thing

    Real Lyric: You Sexy Thing

    The Misheard: Itchy b***hy Spider climbed up the water spout

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