The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm just sipping on chamomile.
The Misheard: I'm just sucking on camel dick
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Real Lyric: Dream's of war, Dream's of lies, Dream's of Dragon's Fire, and things that will bite.
The Misheard: Dream's of war, Dream's of lies, Dream's of Dragon's Fire, and a baked apple pie.
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Real Lyric: Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera Man we could have some fun
The Misheard: Look at that mama, she's got a Snickers in a coma and moo, we got guys and guns
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Real Lyric: I looked above the other day
The Misheard: I licked a bum the other day
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Real Lyric: Searchin for my lost shaker of salt.
The Misheard: Searching for my lost jigger and saw.
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, and mo hairs too.
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Real Lyric: A big legged woman aint got no soul
The Misheard: A peg legged woman aint got no bowl
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Real Lyric: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
The Misheard: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a leprous above this Africa heat
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Real Lyric: The club is full of ballas and their pockets full grown
The Misheard: the club is full of bottles and their cup is full of groan
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Real Lyric: Twenty-five years old, my mother, god rest her soul
The Misheard: twenty-five years old, my mother, her breasts she sold.
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