The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: i feel stupid and contagious,
The Misheard: I am starkers, and couragious!
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Real Lyric: Higher now, in the sky
The Misheard: Ionide in the sky
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Real Lyric: Nothing but pennies in my pocket
The Misheard: Satin black panties in my pocket
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Real Lyric: Cause I', feeling like a criminal
The Misheard: Cause I'm feeling like a flaming whore
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Real Lyric: You did what?!?! Tin roof-rusted!
The Misheard: You did what?!? Heeeeennnnnru. Busted.
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Real Lyric: I put my arm around every boy I see.
The Misheard: I put my overalls on every boy I see.
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Real Lyric: A denial
The Misheard: Bloody nile
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Real Lyric: and each one found it aimless
The Misheard: and each one found the anus
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Real Lyric: Thank God it's Friday night and I just-just-just-just-juuuuuuust got paid
The Misheard: ...just got laid
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles. Where you from, you sexy thing.
The Misheard: I believe in menopause. Where you from, you sexy thing.
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