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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

    Real Lyric: keep on with the force don't stop don't stop till you get enough

    The Misheard: c'mon roller coaster don't stop till ya puke it up

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    Artist: Blondie

    Song: Heart Of Glass

    Real Lyric: Once I had a love and it was a gas

    The Misheard: Once I had a love and a p***ycat

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: revved up like a deuce another roller in the night.

    The Misheard: wrapped up like a douche another roller in the night.

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    Artist: Commodores

    Song: Brick House

    Real Lyric: She's a brick----house

    The Misheard: It's Aaaa----frica

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Killer Queen

    Real Lyric: She keeps her Moet et Chandon In her pretty cabinet

    The Misheard: She keeps a moo in a shundle In a pretty cabinet

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    Artist: Bob Marley

    Song: I Shot The Sheriff

    Real Lyric: I Shot The Sheriff

    The Misheard: I chopped the cherry

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    Artist: Genesis

    Song: Invisible Touch

    Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!

    The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible tough s**t!

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    Artist: KC and the Sunshine Band

    Song: Shake Your Booty

    Real Lyric: Shake,shake,shake.Shake your booty

    The Misheard: Shake,shake,shake.Shake your boobies.

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    Artist: Guns N' Roses

    Song: Paradise City

    Real Lyric: "Take me down to the Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are Pretty'

    The Misheard: "Take Me Down To The Bare-Assed City..."

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Give It Away

    Real Lyric: What I got you gotta get and put it in you

    The Misheard: what i want, what i want is to hug and kiss you

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