The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Now let's cut a rug while we scat some jazz.
The Misheard: Lets cuddle up while we smash some cats.
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Real Lyric: Oh Baby, Baby How was I supposed to know?
The Misheard: Oh Bacon, Bacon How was I supposed to know?
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Real Lyric: We are we are The youth of the nation
The Misheard: We fart we fart The fumes of the nation
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Real Lyric: pour some sugar on me
The Misheard: love my secret hombre'
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Real Lyric: reach down between my legs ease the seat back
The Misheard: reach down between my legs ease the sea bag
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Real Lyric: With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
The Misheard: with a purple umbrella up her ass
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Real Lyric: Hey Jude, don't make it bad, take a sad song and make it better
The Misheard: Hey Jew, don't make it bad, take a sandwich and make it better
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Real Lyric: Grease is the word...
The Misheard: We save the world...
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Real Lyric: Oh lord, im stuck in lodi again
The Misheard: Oh lord im stuck in an old diaphram
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Real Lyric: Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
The Misheard: Searchin' for my last chigger assault (you know, those annoying bugs that bite you!)
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