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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Lionel Richie

    Song: All Night Long

    Real Lyric: Tom bo li de say de moi ya Yeah, jambo jumbo Way to parti' o we goin' Oh, jambali

    The Misheard: Tom bo li de say de moi ya Yeah, jambo jumbo Waitin' ta' find a whole wheat roll Oh, jambali

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    Artist: Take That

    Song: Pray

    Real Lyric: all i do each night is pray

    The Misheard: all i do is shine and pray

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Pinball Wizard

    Real Lyric: The pinball wizard has such a supple wrist

    The Misheard: The pinball wizard has such a subtle rear

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    Artist: Bush

    Song: Everything Zen

    Real Lyric: Try to see it once my way...

    The Misheard: Trust you once my wife....

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    Artist: Black Sabbath

    Song: Paranoid

    Real Lyric: Finished with my woman cause she couldnīt help me with my mind.

    The Misheard: Finished with my woman touching, nothing seemed to satisfy.

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    Artist: Four Seasons

    Song: Oh What A Night (December 1963)

    Real Lyric: As I recall it ended much to soon ?

    The Misheard: I got a crawling ant in my tutu.

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    Artist: Santana

    Song: Oye Como Va

    Real Lyric: Oye Como Va mi ritmo Bueno pa gosar mulata

    The Misheard: Oye como va plinko bueno paco sa yaaaaaa

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    Artist: Meat Loaf

    Song: Hot Patootie - Bless My Soul

    Real Lyric: Hot patootie, bless my soul

    The Misheard: Papa Juby, bless my soul

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    Artist: Carly Simon

    Song: Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of

    Real Lyric: Its the stuff that dreams are made of

    The Misheard: Its to stuff those green tomatoes

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    Artist: Smash Mouth

    Song: All Star

    Real Lyric: Somebody once told me the world is gonna rule me and I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kinda dumb with her fingers and her Thumb And the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed you the rules and I hit the ground running

    The Misheard: Some people once told me that theworld was baloney and hot choclate couldn't stay away.Oh the chicken was done and the turkey was too dumb and the beef had stowed away. Oh the steak keeps comin, the steak keep comin that is until it hits the ground runnin

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