The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: And Little Hurly Burly gave my anus curly-whirly and asked me if I needed a ride
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Real Lyric: we're the renegades of funk
The Misheard: we're the redneck kings of punk
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Real Lyric: We will, we will, Rock you, Rock you.
The Misheard: We will, we will, Sock you, Sock you.
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Real Lyric: The doctor says hes coming but you better pay in cash.
The Misheard: The docor says hes coming but u better die real fast.
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Real Lyric: Don't Marry her, have me
The Misheard: Don't Marry her, f**k me
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Real Lyric: I keep feeding the rhythm
The Misheard: I just peed in the river.
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Real Lyric: When I want something, I don't want to pay for it.
The Misheard: When I'm a bin man, don't want a big parade
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Real Lyric: As long as she stands there waiting, Wearing the holes in the soles of her shoes!
The Misheard: As long as she stands there fainting Wearing the holes in the souls of her youth
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Real Lyric: keep on with the force dont stop dont stop till you get enough
The Misheard: keep on with the bus stop dont stop till you get enough
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Real Lyric: But I can see you, your brown skin shining in the sun
The Misheard: But I can't see your bright lights shining in the sun
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